shoe
(insert blues harmonica riff after each line…)

Me and K went to Skechers
To get some shoes
It was hard to find good ones
And I got the shoe blues

I tried on 5 different pairs
But they were all wrong
3 hurt and one didn’t fit
We were there for so long

My mind was aching
I was so sick of shoes
Thought of leaving without them
‘Cuz I had the shoe blues

Then I looked on the sale rack
And found one magic pair
They were brown and sturdy
And we got out of there

(blazing guitar solo goes here)